dujardins: plot twist: leo runs everyone on the red carpet over in his hybrid car
d1sintergration: things i have mastered in high school: •how to stay awake from 2 hours of sleep •how to feel inadequate and unimportant •how to whine about everything •how to destroy your feelings •how to cry in 10 different octaves •how to rapidly lose faith in mankind
I'm blasting Marry the Night in the kitchen and...
Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...– JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law that requires women wanting to get an abortion to, in essence, be subject to rape, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
The Beatles: And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Guns N' Roses: She's got a smile it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories, where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face, she takes me away to that special place...
Bob Dylan: Why wait any longer for the world to begin, You can have your cake and eat it too, Why wait any longer for the one you love. When he’s standing in front of you
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me: -uses bathroom with door open-
me: -sings at the top of lungs-
me: -eats jam straight out of the jar-